Okay guys I wrote my first parody!!!

The song is "You Wanna What??" by Alecia Elliott and you can listen to it by going here.

SPOILER WARNING: This parody is about Jake's character throughout the Saga and contains major spoilers for Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. If you haven't read all four books I highly recommend you go no further.





I have to give major props to Shalyssa2216 for the term "rape kiss" (used in this video)! I tried to come up with a name for what happened in Eclipse for so long and when I heard that--well, it's just perfect!

Whee, random post!

First of all DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE READ ALL OF THE BOOKS. (And if you haven't read the books, what the hell is wrong with you? GO START READING!)



This is something that I typed up for the EBTwilight message board. Feel free to answer on here!

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ROSALIE?

♥Love her

♥Like her

♥Hate her

♥Don't care

Okay, so the more I read these books the more I really start to love Rosalie. The first time around I didn't like her but I think there is a lot to love about her character!

I think that Rose is misunderstood because of the way that she acts towards Bella in each of the books. In the first three she's very cold towards Bella and in Midnight Sun she's definitely not one of Edward's favorite people haha. Then in Breaking Dawn she's portrayed as one of the 'bad guys' for helping Bella continue with a pregnancy that ultimately did kill her.

But for me, I definitely can see the reasoning behind everything she does. Her treatment of Bella in the first three books (and MS) is first because of the threat she is to the Cullens and then ultimately she resents her for her humanity--something Rosalie would give anything to have back--and her willingness to just throw it away.

Breaking Dawn... I believe that Rosalie is thrilled that Bella is finally making a choice that she can get behind. I truly believe that she was completely confident that they could deliver the baby and keep Bella alive at the same time. And they could have done it that way if not for the freak accident.

I don't agree with those who say Rose was hoping that Bella would die so that she could have the baby. If that was the case, do you really think that she would have been so willing to hand Renesmee over to Bella when she came back?

To me, Rosalie is an ultimately likeable character and I really love her now that I can understand her motivations.

So what do you guys think??

Okay, so I felt like updating but I really don't have anything to update about. Eh, not like that's ever stopped me before.

So work has been okay--I'm not really loving the job but I'm grateful to have one. And bonus, I had the weekend off and I'm off today too. I like having a job that lets you start off slowly, working you only a couple of days a week. (It sucks as far as paycheck-wise though.) I think that the job will be easy once I get the hang of it, but I don't think that I'm going to like it any better. But whatever, I'll live with it.

Okay, so I'm gonna ramble about Twilight for a while.

My goal in life is to someday own two dogs (or some kind of animals) that I can name Edward and Bella. And if they have babies guess what their names will be (2 of them anyway)?

If you guessed Renesmee and Carlie, congratulations. You just won the chance to see this gorgeous ( banner ) that was made by </style>

I have a theory about Bella and if she has another power. ( SPOILER ALERT )

Also, am I the only person in the world who likes Rosalie? Sure, she's bitchy towards Bella but I mean think about it--when you were made into a vampire against your will and want nothing more than to be human again (and a mother) and you see someone who has everything you want and is throwing it away... Wouldn't you be pretty cold to them too? I know I would.

Okay, Twilight questions ('cause I'm bored)! These are from the wonderful LolliliciousLolly on Youtube--you're actually supposed to VLog your answer to these but as I don't have a way to VLog *sad face* this is my answer.

Also: SPOILER ALERT! DO NOT READ MY ANSWERS UNLESS YOU HAVE READ ALL 4 BOOKS!

( SUPER TWILIGHT TAG )

Okay, so that's enough rambling for one day I suppose... Later guys!

~~Manda

*points to icon*

Okay people, let me ask you a question--how many of you have read the Twilight saga by Stephanie Meyer? Show of hands?

If you haven't, you might want to leave--this is going to get in-depth and probably boring for you. But if you're looking for a good vampire story then you might want to hang around--there will be no spoilers here!

The Twilight Saga is, without a shadow of a doubt, THE best book series I have ever read. It's also the best vampire series that I've ever read--and that does include Anne Rice, ladies and gentlemen. Edward Cullen has beaten out Lestat for control of my heart.

So... the premise of Twilight. Basically, it's about a normal high school girl named Bella Swan who moves from the sunny Phoenix, Arizona to one of the rainiest areas in America--Forks, Washington to live with her father. She then discovers a family of good vampires (the Cullens) who feed on animals rather than humans(vegetarians is the tongue-in-cheek name they have for themselves) and falls desperately in love with one of them--Edward Cullen.

The catch, of course, is that Bella is a human and Edward is a vampire--but Bella's blood calls to him so much more than anyone else's, so he must struggle between his desire to love her--and his desire to kill her.

I really suck at these kinds of things, so I hope you'll bear with me. These books are just... amazing. Stephanie Meyer is an incredible author who makes every word come alive and she really makes you feel what her characters are feeling. I have never been as happy (or as sad) for a character or with a situation as I have with this series.

For those of you who don't know, the books are in this order:

Twilight
New Moon
Eclipse
Breaking Dawn

Stephanie is also writing a book called Midnight Sun which is going to be Twilight from Edward's POV--can you say EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! The book was leaked so Stephanie put up a LEGAL version on her website but I am choosing to wait until she releases the book that she wants us to read.

Okay, so--what is my favorite thing about these books? The love story between Edward and Bella. It's so intense and feel so real that it really makes you wistful and wish that your own Edward Cullen will find you! These two are a beautiful combination to behold.

My second favorite thing is that there is not a main character that I dislike. There are some that annoy me at times, but I still love them.

I just... I cannot put into words how amazing these books are. You just have to read them to find out for yourself!!

I could go on and on but I'm getting kicked off the computer... so time for a quick survey for my fellow Twilight fans!

1) Who is your absolute favorite character? Why? (Mine is Bella... I love her grit and how much she reminds me of myself. We're both non-confrontational klutzes who cry when angered!)

2) Which couple in the book is your favorite, besides the obvious? (Jasper/Alice... they are so adorable together!)

3) Do you like the cast for the movie? Why or why not? (I've only seen Bella and the Cullens so far--but I love them! Bella and Edward especially--I gasped when I saw them because they were so like how I'd pictured them.)

4) Which is your favorite book and why? (Eclipse--I'm not sure why, I just love it. There's so many funny moments (the plane crash scenario, the Emmett-Bella quote after she breaks her hand...) and also so many sweet moments as well as dramatic. I just love it!)

5) Which is your least favorite book? (New Moon--it's so hard for me to get through and it puts me into a deep depression.)

6) What do you think of the name Renesmee? (I love it--I think it's unique and beautiful! I HATE the "Nessie" nickname though.)

Okay, that's it for now! Thanks for reading, guys!